Generally Dependable Projects

Generally Dependable Projects https://www.generallydependable.com Generally Dependable Projects celebrates the absurdity of modern life. Stick with us. We're mostly sure you won't regret it. 120567828 Dog Parks Are For Bitches <h2>Dog Parks Are For Bitches</h2>Factually accurate, slightly inappropriate, and entirely unapologetic.Featuring a pristine, perfectly coiffed retro poodle complete with a spiked collar and a heart charm, paired with bold vintage typography that delivers a double-entendre right to the face. It’s the ultimate statement piece for dog parents who know their pup is far too refined to roll around in the mud with the unwashed masses at the local park.Slap it on your pooch hauler or laptop to make sure everyone at the leash-free zone knows exactly where you stand.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 7.25"w x 6"h</li><li>Material: Precision die-cut vinyl transfer decal with application tape included for seamless, bubble-free installation.</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Pedigree Status: Strictly Top Shelf</li><li>Perfect For: Dog lovers, poodle owners, pet parents with a sharp sense of humor, funny gift swaps, and anyone who appreciates a literal canine pun.</li></ul>*This is on the larger size. Please pay attention to the dimensions before purchasing. 19.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/dog-parks-are-for-bitches https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/429126012/gddpafb.png 120567828 new in stock 120566751 JA Sambar Tailgate Reproduction If your factory decals have faded, peeled, or disappeared over decades of work, this period-correct KS4 Sambar reproduction is built to bring that classic 90s JA Sambar utility vibe back to life.Product Details:<ul><li>Design: Recreation featuring the iconic green geometric emblem.</li><li>Material: Die-cut vinyl.</li><li>Fitment: Perfect for tailgate placement or on your favorite tool box.</li></ul>Took us 2x to get it on the truck straight, so we are sending 2 stickers per order. You have a back up in case you put decals on like us! 12.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/sambar-ja-reproduction https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/429122496/GDJASambar.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/429122922/IMG_5247.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/429122931/IMG_5248.jpeg 120566751 new in stock 120467730 The Workplace Edition Sticker Pack (3 Stickers) <h2>The Workplace Edition Sticker Pack (3 Stickers)</h2>Trapped in endless "quick syncs"? Drowning in corporate buzzwords? The Workplace Edition is your official survival kit for navigating the absurdities of the 9-to-5 grind.We won't spoil the whole lineup, but expect a hand-picked collection of 3 premium stickers dedicated to the art of looking busy, surviving deep dives, and enduring calls that should have been an email. It’s the ultimate badge of honor for anyone currently holding down the office fort.Slap 'em across your work laptop, water bottle, desk monitor, or coffee tumbler to silently broadcast what you're really thinking during your next meeting.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Quantity: 3 unique, full-sized corporate-themed vinyl stickers</li><li>Material: Heavy-duty, weather-resistant premium vinyl (waterproof & scratch-proof)</li><li>Finish: Mixed (Glossy & Specialty Glow-in-the-Dark)</li><li>Productivity Level: 0% Actual Work, 100% Relatable</li><li>Perfect For: Remote workers, cubicle dwellers, tired managers, office pranksters, and anyone who needs a laugh before their next hard stop.</li></ul> 11.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/copy-of-the-workplace-edition-sticker-pack-3-stickers-1 120467730 new in stock 120462420 The "Mega Pack" Sticker Pack (10 Stickers) <h2>The "Mega Pack" Sticker Pack (10 Stickers)</h2>Why pick and choose when you can just load up? The Mega Pack is a hefty 10-sticker bundle designed to give you a serious haul of original, unfiltered artwork in one go.Loaded with a thorough mix of workplace survival guides, unhinged characters, and cheeky humor, this bundle is built for maximum gear coverage. No duplicate filler cheats—just a big stack of high-vibe vinyl ready to transform your stuff.Keep the whole stash for yourself, or spread the wealth by tossing a few to friends, co-workers, or anyone who looks like they could use a laugh.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Quantity: 10 unique, full-sized premium vinyl stickers</li><li>Material: Heavy-duty, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Mixed (Glossy & Specialty Finishes)</li><li>Value Rating: Maximum Haul</li><li>Perfect For: Covering entire coolers, laptops, toolboxes, hard hats, water bottles, and sharing with friends.</li></ul> 34.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/the-mega-pack-sticker-pack-10-stickers 120462420 new in stock 120462378 The NSFW Edition Sticker Pack (5 Stickers) <h2>The NSFW Edition Sticker Pack (5 Stickers)</h2>Not suitable for HR, but 100% suitable for your real life. The NSFW Edition is a hand-picked 5-sticker bundle built for those who like their humor raw, irreverent, and completely unrated.We're keeping the exact contents under wraps, but expect a wild mix of cheeky puns, bare assets, and total weekend debauchery. Whether you're stripping down your filter or celebrating the art of letting it all hang out, this pack isn't holding anything back.Slap 'em across your cooler, skateboard, toolbox, or party tumbler to keep the softies at bay and give everyone else a damn good laugh.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Quantity: 5 unique, full-sized NSFW vinyl stickers</li><li>Material: Heavy-duty, weather-resistant premium vinyl (UV & waterproof)</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Rating: Strictly 18+ / Explicit Humor</li><li>Perfect For: Coolers, toolboxes, party gear, white elephant gifts, degenerate friends, and anyone with zero corporate filter.</li></ul> 19.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/copy-of-the-workplace-edition-sticker-pack-5-stickers 120462378 new in stock 120462309 The Workplace Edition Sticker Pack (5 Stickers) <h2>The Workplace Edition Sticker Pack (5 Stickers)</h2>Trapped in endless "quick syncs"? Drowning in corporate buzzwords? The Workplace Edition is your official survival kit for navigating the absurdities of the 9-to-5 grind.We won't spoil the whole lineup, but expect a hand-picked collection of 5 premium stickers dedicated to the art of looking busy, surviving deep dives, and enduring calls that should have been an email. It’s the ultimate badge of honor for anyone currently holding down the office fort.Slap 'em across your work laptop, water bottle, desk monitor, or coffee tumbler to silently broadcast what you're really thinking during your next meeting.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Quantity: 5 unique, full-sized corporate-themed vinyl stickers</li><li>Material: Heavy-duty, weather-resistant premium vinyl (waterproof & scratch-proof)</li><li>Finish: Mixed (Glossy & Specialty Glow-in-the-Dark)</li><li>Productivity Level: 0% Actual Work, 100% Relatable</li><li>Perfect For: Remote workers, cubicle dwellers, tired managers, office pranksters, and anyone who needs a laugh before their next hard stop.</li></ul> 19.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/the-workplace-edition-sticker-pack-5-stickers 120462309 new in stock 120458394 Historic Manassas (Revisited) <h2>Historic Manassas (Revisited)</h2>Because sometimes the best way to honor local history is by bearing it all. Our favorite cheeky wordplay is back, but this time, the uniforms have been entirely relieved of duty.Featuring three distinguished, bearded 19th-century gentlemen rendered in a classic engraving style, proudly looking over their shoulders while showcasing their bare assets above a bold "Historic Manassas" banner. It’s a literal, stripped-down pun that pays homage to Northern Virginia while giving everyone a hearty, inappropriate chuckle.Slap it on your cooler, bumper, local brewery growler, or toolbox to give fellow Virginians and history buffs a hilarious, double-take-inducing shock.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 5"w x 3"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Exposure Level: 100% Au Naturel</li><li>Perfect For: Northern Virginia locals, pun aficionados, history buffs with a crude sense of humor, and anyone who appreciates a good old-fashioned mooning.</li></ul> 6.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/historic-manassas-revisited https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428699346/gdhm2.png 120458394 new in stock 120458349 Hot Tub Fridays <h2>Hot Tub Fridays</h2>When the long week finally wraps up, it’s time to shed your outer layer, strip down to your natural state, and soak away the stress with your best buddy.Featuring two peeled, completely "naked" bananas kicking back in a red inflatable pool—one taking a hits from a glass bong while the other tips back a 40oz malt liquor, with their discarded peels lying on the ground—this sticker is the ultimate symbol of weekend debauchery, relaxation, and letting it all hang out.Slap it on your cooler, skateboard deck, laptop, or party tumbler to signal that the work week is officially over and Friday night rules are now in effect.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.75"w x 2.25"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Chill Factor: Maximum Peel</li><li>Perfect For: Stoners, weekend warriors, party animals, banana enthusiasts, and anyone who lives for Friday at 5 PM.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/hot-tub-fridays https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428699166/gdbanatubby.png 120458349 new in stock 120458331 Crows Before Bros <h2>Crows Before Bros</h2>Relationships come and go, but a murder of highly intelligent, shiny-object-collecting, judgment-casting corvids is forever.Featuring three brooding, ultra-stylish crows perched around a glowing purple crystal, adorned with moon jewelry and surrounded by mystical vines, this artwork is a witchy, gothic twist on a classic motto. Why waste energy on drama when you could be befriending the local wildlife and building an army of feathered henchmen instead?Slap it on your Hydro Flask, laptop, journal, or altar setup to let the world know where your true loyalties lie.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.5"w x 3.25"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Murder Loyalty: 100% Unshakeable</li><li>Perfect For: Goths, birdwatchers, witchy aesthetics, corvid enthusiasts, crystal collectors, and anyone who prefers shiny trinkets over bad dates.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/crows-before-bros https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428698830/gdcbh.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/429124245/IMG_0895.jpeg 120458331 new in stock 120458298 No Such Thing (As Bad Pizza) <h2>No Such Thing (As Bad Pizza)</h2>People say cryptids don't exist, and snobs say bad pizza does—both are fundamentally wrong. Even at its worst, a slice of pepperoni is still pretty legendary, and so is this forest crew.Featuring an adorable squad of mythical creatures—Sasquatch, Mothman, the Loch Ness Monster, and the Swamp Monster—gathered in the woods to happily share a fresh box of pepperoni pizza, this sticker is a wholesome, funny tribute to cryptozoology and everyone's favorite comfort food.Slap it on your camping cooler, water bottle, laptop, or outdoor gear container to let the world know that great food and good vibes bring everyone together.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.75"w x 2.75"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Slice Quality: 100% Legendary</li><li>Perfect For: Cryptid lovers, Bigfoot Believers, pizza fanatics, campers, hikers, and anyone who agrees that even mediocre pizza is still awesome.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/no-such-thing-as-bad-pizza https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428698695/gdnstabp.png 120458298 new in stock 120458244 Resting Witch Face <h2>Resting Witch Face</h2>No, I'm not mad. No, I'm not plotting your downfall—well, maybe just a mild curse. This is just my default face before I've had my morning brew.Featuring a stunningly unimpressed witch sipping from a pentagram mug, surrounded by glowing purple candles and flanked by an equally judgmental black cat, this artwork is the ultimate anthem for anyone whose neutral expression looks like a death stare.Slap it on your favorite tumbler, laptop, planner, or car window to warn passersby that your aura is currently set to "do not disturb."<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.25"w x 2.75"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Attitude Level: Unapologetically Unbothered</li><li>Perfect For: Goths, coffee addicts, black cat owners, modern witches, Halloween lovers, and anyone sick of being told to "smile more."</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/resting-witch-face https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428698344/gdrwf.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/429123114/IMG_0896.jpeg 120458244 new in stock 120458205 Per Our Conversation (Single) <h2>Per Our Conversation (Single)</h2>Some meetings aren't conversations—they're localized time loops. You ask a question, get a non-answer, rephrase it, get the same non-answer, and slowly realize you are doomed to repeat this exact exchange until the sun burns out.Featuring a fully rotted skeleton in a suit slouched over an office chair, clinging to a smartphone while a laptop displays a permanent "Connection Lost" error and cobwebs bind its legs to the floor, this sticker captures the exact sensation of watching your youth evaporate during a circular phone call.Slap it on your work laptop, phone case, desk monitor, or water bottle as a warning to anyone who thinks about calling you to "quickly align" on something you’ve already discussed four times.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.25"w x 2.5"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Dialogue Loop Count: Infinite / Soul-Crushing</li><li>Perfect For: Remote workers, account managers, client services, customer support leads, and anyone who has ever thought, "We literally just talked about this five minutes ago."</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/per-our-conversation-single https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428698158/gdpocs.png 120458205 new in stock 120458172 Deep Dive (Recliner) <h2>Deep Dive (Recliner)</h2>When your boss asks you to do a "deep dive" into the analytics, but your true talent lies in kicking back and letting the chaotic current carry you away.Featuring a deep-sea diver in a brass helmet full-on relaxing in a barnacle-crusted leather recliner on the ocean floor—complete with a sunken pirate ship in the background—this sticker is the ultimate emblem of low-stress corporate survival and total relaxation under immense atmospheric pressure.Slap it on your work laptop, coffee tumbler, desk monitor, or water bottle as a reminder that no matter how deep into the work you get, you can always do it in comfort.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2"w x 2.25"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Comfort Level: Maximum Recline</li><li>Perfect For: Remote workers, data analysts, couch potatoes, corporate survivors, scuba enthusiasts, and anyone who masterminds from the comfort of an armchair.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/deep-dive-recliner https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428697927/gddd.png 120458172 new in stock 120457830 Deep Dive (Shark) <h2>Deep Dive</h2>"Let's do a deep dive on this quarterly data." Translated: prepare to submerge into abyssal depths, get completely lost in the weeds, and hope you don't get eaten alive by management before you resurface.Featuring a vintage deep-sea diver sprawled out on the ocean floor, calmly lounging among brain coral and sea anemones while a massive great white shark looms directly overhead, this sticker captures the exact sensation of being totally out of your depth on a project while trying to look unbothered.Slap it on your work laptop, scuba gear container, water bottle, or notebook to show everyone that while you might be under immense pressure, you're still keeping your cool.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 3.4"w x 2.8"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Crushing Water Pressure: Maximum Atmospheric</li><li>Perfect For: Data analysts, project managers, scuba divers, researchers, and anyone who routinely gets thrown into the metaphorical deep end at work.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/deep-dive-shark https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428697621/gddd2.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/429123183/IMG_0882.jpeg 120457830 new in stock 120457692 Brain Storm <h2>Brain Storm</h2>Most "brainstorming sessions" are advertised as collaborative, lighthearted ideation. In reality, being pelted with non-stop demands, bad ideas, and urgent deliverables feels less like a gentle breeze and more like a category 5 weather event.Featuring a silhouetted professional battling severe elements with a tattered umbrella—except instead of hail, glowing blue brains are violently raining down from the sky—this sticker is a literal, high-intensity play on the corporate buzzword "Brainstorm."Slap it on your laptop, planner, water bottle, or hard hat to signal that you are currently taking shelter from the influx of "innovative ideas."<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.75"w x 3.25"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Precipitation: 100% High-Minded Ideas</li><li>Perfect For: Creative directors, project managers, strategists, agency survivors, and anyone who needs a helmet for their next group meeting.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/brain-storm https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428695485/gdbs.png 120457692 new in stock 120457563 Rooster Eats <h2>Rooster Eats</h2>Why settle for chicken feed when you can crush a double cheeseburger with zero remorse? This isn't your average barnyard fowl—this rooster has transcended grain and gone straight for prime beef.Featuring a hyper-detailed, wild-eyed rooster messily housing a giant double cheeseburger—complete with melted cheese dripping down his feathers and onto the table—this sticker is a glorious celebration of unhinged appetite and food-coma energy.Slap it on your cooler, lunchbox, laptop, or tailgate water bottle to signal that when lunch break hits, you mean serious business.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.25"w x 3.25"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Grease Factor: Maximum Messy</li><li>Perfect For: Burger fanatics, grill masters, foodies, farm folks with a sense of humor, and anyone who turns into an absolute beast at lunchtime.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/rooster-eats https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428695026/gdchikbur.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428695029/RoosterWBurger1_Final.png 120457563 new in stock 120457506 Cover Your Ass <h2>Cover Your Ass</h2>Before the corporate world turned CYA into endless paper trails and CC'ing five managers on a single email, the phrase meant something far more practical—and a whole lot more compassionate.Featuring a weathered desert cowboy gently placing a warm Southwestern blanket over his trusty donkey by a crackling campfire under the desert stars, this sticker gives the classic rule of survival a wholesome, literal, Western-style origin story.Slap it on your cooler, work laptop, hardhat, or truck window as a wise reminder to always protect what matters—and leave a trail of documentation just in case.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 3.75"w x 4"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>CYA Protocol: 100% Wholesome & Literal</li><li>Perfect For: Western enthusiasts, corporate survivors, blue-collar workers, donkey lovers, and anyone who appreciates a clever double-entendre.</li></ul> 6.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/cover-your-ass https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428694771/gdcya11.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/429123204/IMG_0887.jpeg 120457506 new in stock 120457347 Per Our Conversation (Glow-in-the-Dark) <h2>Per Our Conversation</h2>"Let's jump on a quick call!" four words guaranteed to add 45 minutes to a discussion that could have been a single Slack message. By the time you finish recapping what was discussed, you're both legally deceased.Featuring two business-attire skeletons slouched back-to-back in ergonomic office chairs, surrounded by cobwebs, discarded smartphones, and idle laptops, this sticker is printed on specialty glow-in-the-dark vinyl—because long meetings will haunt you long after the lights go out.Slap it on your work laptop, notebook, or office coffee mug as a silent memorial to all the hours lost to "quick syncs."<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 3"w x 1.5"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Special Feature: Glow in the Dark!</li><li>Finish: Matte/Glow</li><li>Meeting Length: Eternity</li><li>Perfect For: Remote employees, middle managers, corporate survivors, anyone trapped in endless "touch-base" calls, and lovers of spooky office humor.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/per-our-conversation-glow-in-the-dark https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428694471/gdpoc1.png 120457347 new in stock 120457320 Working Your Tail Off <h2>Working Your Tail Off</h2>We all have that one coworker who claims they’re "drowning in deliverables," but whenever you walk past the breakroom, they’re just finding creative new ways to waste company resources.Featuring a full skeleton sitting directly on top of a glowing green scanner glass, printing out page after page of its own pelvic x-rays, this sticker gives a literal, bone-deep meaning to "working your tailbone off." It’s the ultimate tribute to workplace goof-offs, office pranks, and weaponized inefficiency.Slap it on your work laptop, breakroom tumbler, or filing cabinet as a cheeky callout to anyone who mistakes messing around at the Xerox machine for actual productivity.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 3"w x 2.75"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Productivity Rating: 0% Actual Work, 100% Paper Jam</li><li>Perfect For: Office pranksters, tired managers, breakroom regulars, and anyone who knows the true art of looking busy.</li></ul> 5.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/working-your-tail-off https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428694291/gdwyao.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428694294/WYTO.png 120457320 new in stock 120457293 Circle Back <h2>Circle Back</h2>We’ve all heard management preach about "workplace flexibility," but bending over backward to satisfy ridiculous corporate demands is taking things a bit too literally.Featuring a professional woman in full business attire contorting her spine into a complete, back-bending wheel pose to literally circle back to her own feet, this sticker visualizes the extreme corporate gymnastics required to survive a modern 9-to-5.Slap it on your work laptop lid, planner, or coffee mug to show your team that while you may be flexible, your willingness to take on another project without extra pay is reaching its limit.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.5" (Circular Cut)</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Flexibility Rating: Extreme Corporate Gymnastics</li><li>Perfect For: Overworked professionals, corporate survivors, yoga enthusiasts, project managers, and anyone tired of "circling back" on endless email threads.</li></ul> 3.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/circle-back https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428694249/gdcb.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/429123063/IMG_0889.jpeg 120457293 new in stock 120457224 Potassium Pin-Up <h2>Potassium Pin-Up</h2>Move over classic bomber-jacket nose art—this sultry fruit is getting out of her peel.Featuring a glamorous retro pin-up girl stepping down in a striped bikini top, full vintage makeup, and classic Hollywood red lips, this sticker is a hilarious homage to mid-century calendar art with a fruity, irreverent twist.Slap it on your garage toolbox, cooler, skateboard deck, laptop, or hardhat to bring some vintage glamour (and extra curves) wherever you go.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.4"w x 3.5"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Asset Rating: Highly Appealing</li><li>Perfect For: Vintage art fans, pin-up collectors, garage mechanics, fruit lovers with a sense of humor, and anyone who appreciates classic mid-century kitsch.</li></ul> 5.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/potassium-pin-up https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428694024/gdbpu.png 120457224 new in stock 120457188 Per My Last Email <h2>Per My Last Email</h2>Some questions don't just require a response—they demand a piece of your soul. After explaining the exact same basic process for the forty-seventh time today, your mortal form officially gives up.Featuring skeleton hands clawing up through fresh soil to furiously mash a glowing keyboard in front of a mossy, mushroom-overgrown tombstone, this sticker is a tribute to everyone currently drafting responses from beyond the grave because people refuse to read.Slap it on your work laptop lid, monitor bezel, or desk water bottle so coworkers know you've already answered their question in the thread they ignored.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.25"w x 2.5"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Repetition Exhaustion: 100% Decomposed</li><li>Perfect For: Help desk techs, client-facing managers, trainers, customer support reps, and anyone who dies a little inside every time they hear "where do I find that link?"</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/per-my-last-email https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428693898/gdpmle.png 120457188 new in stock 120457164 Pizza Snake <h2>Pizza Snake</h2>Forget Pizza Rat—there’s a new apex predator slithering into the food court, and it’s 100% extra cheese.Featuring a serpent crafted entirely out of gooey, melted mozzarella and dotted with crisp pepperoni slices, this sticker is a delicious mashup of reptilian cool and late-night junk food cravings. It’s slithery, it’s savory, and it’s possibly venomous (definitley high in dairy).Slap it on your skateboard deck, laptop, water bottle, or pizza box delivery bag to let everyone know you like your style extra cheesy and a little bit dangerous.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 3.75"w x 4.75"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Grease Level: Extra Cheesy</li><li>Perfect For: Pizza addicts, reptile lovers, skaters, foodies, and anyone who appreciates weirdly awesome pop-art mashups.</li></ul> 6.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/pizza-snake https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428693817/gdpsneeek.png 120457164 new in stock 120457143 NUTS! <h2>NUTS!</h2>For eons, squirrels have relentlessly hoarded, cracked, and devoured beloved Virginia peanuts without a second thought. The tables have officially turned, and vengeance is a dish best served roasted.Featuring a terrifying, sharp-toothed monster peanut bursting out of its shell to take a massive bite out of a thoroughly panicked squirrel, this high-intensity artwork captures the ultimate food-chain plot twist in glorious, chaotic detail.Stick it on your toolbox, cooler, water bottle, or laptop lid as a chaotic reminder that sometimes the nut bites back.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 3"w x 2"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Karma Level: Absolute Retribution</li><li>Perfect For: Squirrel lovers (and haters), wildlife enthusiasts, fans of absurdity, campers, and anyone who appreciates a good tables-turned plot twist.</li></ul> 3.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/nuts https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428693748/gdnuts.png 120457143 new in stock 120457095 Historic Manassas <h2>Historic Manassas</h2>This is the sticker that started Generally Dependable Projects. They always told us in history class that Virginia is for lovers, but they omitted the part about Virginia being for cheeky wordplay. Featuring five distinguished 19th-century generals standing proudly in full vintage uniform from the waist up—and wearing absolutely nothing down below—this engraving-style artwork gives a whole new literal meaning to "Manassas." It’s an irreverent, cheek-baring salute to Northern Virginia history and local humor.Slap it on your cooler, bumper, water bottle, or laptop to give fellow Virginians, history buffs, and pun lovers a hilarious double-take.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 4.5"w x 3"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Cheekiness Level: 100% Exposed</li><li>Perfect For: Northern Virginia locals, history nerds, pun aficionados, tour guides with a sense of humor, and anyone who appreciates a legendary double entendre.</li></ul> 6.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/historic-manassas https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428693634/gdhm1.png 120457095 new in stock 120456999 Kick Rocks <h2>Kick Rocks</h2>When you desperately want to tell someone to go f*** themselves, but daycare payments are coming up and you can't afford to risk it all over getting "voluntold" to lead another Friday 4:55 PM fire drill.Featuring bold typography and a sneaker sending a fresh pile of gravel into orbit, this sticker is the ultimate tool for polite, HR-friendly, internal boundary setting.Slap it on your work laptop, water bottle, or coffee tumbler to communicate your exact energy <h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2"w x 2"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Polite Hostility: HR-Approved Level</li><li>Perfect For: Overworked parents, corporate survivors, project managers on the edge, and anyone who has ever muttered "go ____ yourself" under their breath.</li></ul> 3.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/unnamed-product-1 https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428692989/gdkrrock.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/429123210/IMG_0883.jpeg 120456999 new in stock 120456948 Floppys in Retirement <h2>Floppys in Retirement</h2>What happened to the 1.44 MB tech icons that carried the entire digital world on their backs? They finally collected their pensions, moved to a cozy village, and settled down—and yes, you'll probably have to explain to your Gen Z coworkers that this isn't just a 3D-printed "Save Icon."Featuring two adorable, elder 3.5-inch floppy disks rocking reading glasses and playing a wholesome game of cribbage in matching wooden rocking chairs. It’s a sweet, nostalgic tribute to the tech hardware that paved the way so modern solid-state drives could run.Slap it on your external hard drive, your tech-bag water bottle, or your primary work laptop as a reminder that after enough years of data processing, we all deserve a cozy rocking chair and a hand of cards.<h3>Key Metrics (Specs):</h3><ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 3"w x 2.75"h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Storage Capacity: 1.44 MB of Pure Nostalgia</li><li>Perfect For: Vintage tech enthusiasts, 90s kids, IT professionals, retro gamers, and anyone who remembers manually sliding the metal shutter back and forth.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/unnamed-product https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428692779/gdfloppy.png 120456948 new in stock 120456810 Don't Sh!t Where You Eat <h3>Don't Sh!t Where You Eat</h3>Ever watched someone make a completely avoidable, toxic mess right in the middle of a shared space, leaving everyone else to gag in the aftermath?Don't Sh!t Where You Eat sticker is a visceral reminder of basic workplace, social, and aquatic hygiene.Slap it on your lunchbox as a polite reminder to keep smelly microwave meals out of the breakroom, or place it on your work laptop to serve as a high-visibility warning against office politics, bad decisions, and general toxicity.Key Metrics (Specs):<ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.75"w x 2.25”h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Air Quality Rating: Biohazard</li><li>Target Audience: Perfect for office pragmatists, boundary-setters, and anyone tired of cleaning up other people's localized disasters.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/dont-shit-where-you-eat https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428692254/gddswye.png 120456810 new in stock 120456762 It Is What It Is <h3>It Is What It Is</h3>Have you ever opened a task expecting a simple quick-fix, only to find a complete structural collapse—and instead of panicking, you just cracked a tired smile and said, "Well, time to bake a pie out of these lemons"? We’ve all been there. Lemonade would have made way more sense...Featuring a business-casual skeleton taking a swig from a bottle of "Old Bones" only to have it splash right through its ribcage into a mug labeled "MONDAYS," the It Is What It Is sticker is dedicated to everyone who has ever taken life’s worst curveballs, adjusted their tie, and made the absolute best out of a total mess.Slap it on your water bottle as a tribute to your elite adaptability, or place it on your work laptop to let the team know that no matter how off-script today goes, you’re just gonna roll with the punches.Key Metrics (Specs):<ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 3.25"w x 3”h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Adaptability Score: 100%</li><li>Target Audience: Perfect for Monday hating problem-solvers, chaos-navigators, and anyone who knows how to make lemon pie out of absolute disaster.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/it-is-what-it-is https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428691984/gdiiwismon.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428691987/IIWIImondays_Final.png 120456762 new in stock 120456732 The Burnout is Real <h3>The Burnout is Real</h3>Have you ever been told to "rise from the ashes like a phoenix," but you're pretty sure you skipped the glorious rebirth part and went straight to smoldering ruin? We’ve all been there.Featuring an exhausted, heavy-lidded phoenix literally melting over the rim of a steaming coffee mug emblazoned with bold, fiery lettering, The Burnout is Real sticker is dedicated to everyone who is officially out of fuel, out of passion, and running exclusively on thermal inertia.Slap it on your morning mug as a fair warning to your housemates before you've had caffeine, or place it on your work laptop to silently communicate your status during the third "quick sync" of the day.Key Metrics (Specs):<ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.75"w x 3.”h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Ash Level: 100%</li><li>Target Audience: Perfect for overworked creatives, chronically tired professionals, coffee addicts, and anyone who relates a little too closely to a bird actively catching fire.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/the-burnout-is-real https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428691891/gdbir.png 120456732 new in stock 120456105 Did The Dew <h3>Did the Dew</h3>Have you ever chugged so much liquid caffeine during a 14-hour workday sprint that you could physically feel yourself ascending into a higher dimension of corporate burnout? We’ve all been there.Featuring a tie-wearing skeleton pouring a glowing neon-green beverage straight through its ribcage into a fancy cocktail glass with a paper umbrella, the Did the Dew sticker is dedicated to everyone currently running on 99% mountain-flavored chemical energy and pure, unadulterated spite.Slap it on your tumbler to signal that your internal battery is at critical capacity, or place it on your work laptop as a reminder that coffee can only do so much when the deadline is in twenty minutes.Key Metrics (Specs):<ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.5"w x 5.75”h</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Caffeine Level: Lethal</li><li>Target Audience: Night-shift coders, deadline chasers, caffeine-fueled professionals and anyone whose blood type is currently 40% neon green.</li></ul> 7.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/did-the-dew https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428689017/gdmd.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428689020/DidTheDew.png 120456105 new in stock 120449577 Death By Spreadsheet Vinyl Sticker Have you ever looked at a row of data so nested, so convoluted, that your soul left your body right there in the cubicle? We’ve all been there.Featuring retro 8-bit green text, a shattered CRT monitor displaying an absolute disaster of a spreadsheet, and a skeletal hand reaching out from the digital void, the Death By Spreadsheet sticker is dedicated to everyone who has ever suffered a <code>#REF!</code> error at 4:58 PM on a Friday.Slap it on your work laptop as a subtle cry for help, or place it on your water bottle as a warning to anyone about to ask you for "a quick pivot table."Key Metrics (Specs):<ul><li>Dimensions: Approx. 2.5" x 2.5"</li><li>Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl</li><li>Finish: Glossy</li><li>Synergy Level: Off the charts</li><li>Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and corporate survival kits.</li></ul> 4.99 USD https://www.generallydependable.com/product/death-by-spreadsheet-vinyl-sticker https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428667732/gddbs.png 120449577 new in stock