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Cover Your Ass

$6.99

Cover Your Ass

Before the corporate world turned CYA into endless paper trails and CC'ing five managers on a single email, the phrase meant something far more practical—and a whole lot more compassionate.

Featuring a weathered desert cowboy gently placing a warm Southwestern blanket over his trusty donkey by a crackling campfire under the desert stars, this sticker gives the classic rule of survival a wholesome, literal, Western-style origin story.

Slap it on your cooler, work laptop, hardhat, or truck window as a wise reminder to always protect what matters—and leave a trail of documentation just in case.

Key Metrics (Specs):

  • Dimensions: Approx. 3.75"w x 4"h
  • Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl
  • Finish: Glossy
  • CYA Protocol: 100% Wholesome & Literal
  • Perfect For: Western enthusiasts, corporate survivors, blue-collar workers, donkey lovers, and anyone who appreciates a clever double-entendre.