Crows Before Bros
$4.99
Crows Before Bros
Relationships come and go, but a murder of highly intelligent, shiny-object-collecting, judgment-casting corvids is forever.
Featuring three brooding, ultra-stylish crows perched around a glowing purple crystal, adorned with moon jewelry and surrounded by mystical vines, this artwork is a witchy, gothic twist on a classic motto. Why waste energy on drama when you could be befriending the local wildlife and building an army of feathered henchmen instead?
Slap it on your Hydro Flask, laptop, journal, or altar setup to let the world know where your true loyalties lie.
Key Metrics (Specs):
- Dimensions: Approx. 2.5"w x 3.25"h
- Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl
- Finish: Glossy
- Murder Loyalty: 100% Unshakeable
- Perfect For: Goths, birdwatchers, witchy aesthetics, corvid enthusiasts, crystal collectors, and anyone who prefers shiny trinkets over bad dates.