Did The Dew
$7.99
Did the Dew
Have you ever chugged so much liquid caffeine during a 14-hour workday sprint that you could physically feel yourself ascending into a higher dimension of corporate burnout? We’ve all been there.
Featuring a tie-wearing skeleton pouring a glowing neon-green beverage straight through its ribcage into a fancy cocktail glass with a paper umbrella, the Did the Dew sticker is dedicated to everyone currently running on 99% mountain-flavored chemical energy and pure, unadulterated spite.
Slap it on your tumbler to signal that your internal battery is at critical capacity, or place it on your work laptop as a reminder that coffee can only do so much when the deadline is in twenty minutes.
Key Metrics (Specs):
- Dimensions: Approx. 2.5"w x 5.75”h
- Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl
- Finish: Glossy
- Caffeine Level: Lethal
- Target Audience: Night-shift coders, deadline chasers, caffeine-fueled professionals and anyone whose blood type is currently 40% neon green.