Dog Parks Are For Bitches
$19.99
Dog Parks Are For Bitches
Factually accurate, slightly inappropriate, and entirely unapologetic.
Featuring a pristine, perfectly coiffed retro poodle complete with a spiked collar and a heart charm, paired with bold vintage typography that delivers a double-entendre right to the face. It’s the ultimate statement piece for dog parents who know their pup is far too refined to roll around in the mud with the unwashed masses at the local park.
Slap it on your pooch hauler or laptop to make sure everyone at the leash-free zone knows exactly where you stand.
Key Metrics (Specs):
- Dimensions: Approx. 7.25"w x 6"h
- Material: Precision die-cut vinyl transfer decal with application tape included for seamless, bubble-free installation.
- Finish: Glossy
- Pedigree Status: Strictly Top Shelf
- Perfect For: Dog lovers, poodle owners, pet parents with a sharp sense of humor, funny gift swaps, and anyone who appreciates a literal canine pun.
*This is on the larger size. Please pay attention to the dimensions before purchasing.