Don't Sh!t Where You Eat
$4.99
Don't Sh!t Where You Eat
Ever watched someone make a completely avoidable, toxic mess right in the middle of a shared space, leaving everyone else to gag in the aftermath?
Don't Sh!t Where You Eat sticker is a visceral reminder of basic workplace, social, and aquatic hygiene.
Slap it on your lunchbox as a polite reminder to keep smelly microwave meals out of the breakroom, or place it on your work laptop to serve as a high-visibility warning against office politics, bad decisions, and general toxicity.
Key Metrics (Specs):
- Dimensions: Approx. 2.75"w x 2.25”h
- Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl
- Finish: Glossy
- Air Quality Rating: Biohazard
- Target Audience: Perfect for office pragmatists, boundary-setters, and anyone tired of cleaning up other people's localized disasters.