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Per My Last Email

$4.99

Per My Last Email

Some questions don't just require a response—they demand a piece of your soul. After explaining the exact same basic process for the forty-seventh time today, your mortal form officially gives up.

Featuring skeleton hands clawing up through fresh soil to furiously mash a glowing keyboard in front of a mossy, mushroom-overgrown tombstone, this sticker is a tribute to everyone currently drafting responses from beyond the grave because people refuse to read.

Slap it on your work laptop lid, monitor bezel, or desk water bottle so coworkers know you've already answered their question in the thread they ignored.

Key Metrics (Specs):

  • Dimensions: Approx. 2.25"w x 2.5"h
  • Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl
  • Finish: Glossy
  • Repetition Exhaustion: 100% Decomposed
  • Perfect For: Help desk techs, client-facing managers, trainers, customer support reps, and anyone who dies a little inside every time they hear "where do I find that link?"