Per Our Conversation (Single)
$4.99
Per Our Conversation (Single)
Some meetings aren't conversations—they're localized time loops. You ask a question, get a non-answer, rephrase it, get the same non-answer, and slowly realize you are doomed to repeat this exact exchange until the sun burns out.
Featuring a fully rotted skeleton in a suit slouched over an office chair, clinging to a smartphone while a laptop displays a permanent "Connection Lost" error and cobwebs bind its legs to the floor, this sticker captures the exact sensation of watching your youth evaporate during a circular phone call.
Slap it on your work laptop, phone case, desk monitor, or water bottle as a warning to anyone who thinks about calling you to "quickly align" on something you’ve already discussed four times.
Key Metrics (Specs):
- Dimensions: Approx. 2.25"w x 2.5"h
- Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl
- Finish: Glossy
- Dialogue Loop Count: Infinite / Soul-Crushing
- Perfect For: Remote workers, account managers, client services, customer support leads, and anyone who has ever thought, "We literally just talked about this five minutes ago."