Resting Witch Face
$4.99
Resting Witch Face
No, I'm not mad. No, I'm not plotting your downfall—well, maybe just a mild curse. This is just my default face before I've had my morning brew.
Featuring a stunningly unimpressed witch sipping from a pentagram mug, surrounded by glowing purple candles and flanked by an equally judgmental black cat, this artwork is the ultimate anthem for anyone whose neutral expression looks like a death stare.
Slap it on your favorite tumbler, laptop, planner, or car window to warn passersby that your aura is currently set to "do not disturb."
Key Metrics (Specs):
- Dimensions: Approx. 2.25"w x 2.75"h
- Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl
- Finish: Glossy
- Attitude Level: Unapologetically Unbothered
- Perfect For: Goths, coffee addicts, black cat owners, modern witches, Halloween lovers, and anyone sick of being told to "smile more."