Rooster Eats
$4.99
Rooster Eats
Why settle for chicken feed when you can crush a double cheeseburger with zero remorse? This isn't your average barnyard fowl—this rooster has transcended grain and gone straight for prime beef.
Featuring a hyper-detailed, wild-eyed rooster messily housing a giant double cheeseburger—complete with melted cheese dripping down his feathers and onto the table—this sticker is a glorious celebration of unhinged appetite and food-coma energy.
Slap it on your cooler, lunchbox, laptop, or tailgate water bottle to signal that when lunch break hits, you mean serious business.
Key Metrics (Specs):
- Dimensions: Approx. 2.25"w x 3.25"h
- Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl
- Finish: Glossy
- Grease Factor: Maximum Messy
- Perfect For: Burger fanatics, grill masters, foodies, farm folks with a sense of humor, and anyone who turns into an absolute beast at lunchtime.