Kick Rocks
$3.99
Kick Rocks
When you desperately want to tell someone to go f*** themselves, but daycare payments are coming up and you can't afford to risk it all over getting "voluntold" to lead another Friday 4:55 PM fire drill.
Featuring bold typography and a sneaker sending a fresh pile of gravel into orbit, this sticker is the ultimate tool for polite, HR-friendly, internal boundary setting.
Slap it on your work laptop, water bottle, or coffee tumbler to communicate your exact energy
Key Metrics (Specs):
- Dimensions: Approx. 2"w x 2"h
- Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl
- Finish: Glossy
- Polite Hostility: HR-Approved Level
- Perfect For: Overworked parents, corporate survivors, project managers on the edge, and anyone who has ever muttered "go ____ yourself" under their breath.