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Working Your Tail Off

$5.99

Working Your Tail Off

We all have that one coworker who claims they’re "drowning in deliverables," but whenever you walk past the breakroom, they’re just finding creative new ways to waste company resources.

Featuring a full skeleton sitting directly on top of a glowing green scanner glass, printing out page after page of its own pelvic x-rays, this sticker gives a literal, bone-deep meaning to "working your tailbone off." It’s the ultimate tribute to workplace goof-offs, office pranks, and weaponized inefficiency.

Slap it on your work laptop, breakroom tumbler, or filing cabinet as a cheeky callout to anyone who mistakes messing around at the Xerox machine for actual productivity.

Key Metrics (Specs):

  • Dimensions: Approx. 3"w x 2.75"h
  • Material: Durable, weather-resistant premium vinyl
  • Finish: Glossy
  • Productivity Rating: 0% Actual Work, 100% Paper Jam
  • Perfect For: Office pranksters, tired managers, breakroom regulars, and anyone who knows the true art of looking busy.